Ndiza kuqala ngokuvuma ukuba iPast Me yakha yathi “Ho ho ho, ngubani oza kuchitha imali engaphezulu kwekhulu leeponti kwi-cashmere 'Beach Pants'?” kwaye iPresent Me ayigcini nje ngokuba neBeach Pants, kodwa ichithe imali eyongezelelweyo ukuze i-Outnet izise kum kwiiyure ezingama-24. Ngoko ke xa iByredo yabhengeza ukuqaliswa kwesiqholo sayo seToile textile, ndabamba amacala am ndaza ndathi “Tee hee hee! Ngubani oza kuchitha eyona mali ingcono ye-50 quid kwiFebreeze edumileyo?” Ewe, ndim lowo ndiphakamise isandla sam, ndijonge phantsi, ndiziva ndineentloni kancinci ngokuba ndizenza ngathi andiyi kuyithanda.

Ndiyayithanda ivumba elimnandi ngendlela abanye abantu abawuthanda ngayo umculo we-pop, kwaye yonke into eyenziwa yiByredo indenza ndibe nomdla kwaye ndizithande njengaye nawuphi na umlandeli we-One Direction. Kwakhona, olu phawu luhlala luzibeka njengomdali opheleleyo wevumba elimnandi - ivumba elimnandi aliqali kwaye liphele ngemizimba yethu, lizalisa ubomi bethu. Amava am okuqala eByredo yayikukusebenzisa ikhandlela elimnandi, iCotton Poplin, endicinga ukuba livumba njengesondo esimsulwa nesinomdla kwi-honeymoon kwinoveli kaMary Wesley. UBen Gorham, indoda engasemva kolu phawu, waqala ukufunda ubugcisa obuhle waza wakhetha ivumba elimnandi kunokupenda. Ndicinga ngevumba lakhe njengeendalo ezincinci, ezicacileyo, ezihonjiswe ngobuchule ngeenkcukacha ezinzima.

Kukho uhlobo lweBougie Basic (Ndinguwe) oluhlala kwiBibliotheque, ivumba lika-Audrey Hepburn kwiFunny Face ngaphambi kokuba adibane noFred Astaire, kunye nomnye othanda kakhulu iGipsy Water, efumaneka kwiimveliso ezahlukeneyo kwaye ngenxa yoko inokwenza wena, izandla zakho kunye nendlu yakho ninuke njengenkokeli yehlelo elinomtsalane. Ndizifutha ihashe lam emva kokulitshiza ngevumba leenwele leMojave Ghost, (ndicinga) elindenza ndinuke njengoConstance Billard obaleka entlango ukuya kuphosela abafana abahle iziphonso zeWiccan ukuze bathande mna. UGorham uyazi ukuba into esiyivumbayo, kunye nendawo esiyivumba kuyo, yimvakalelo kunye nomoya.

Indlu yangasese isenokuba ngabazala bam bokuqala endibathandayo, iCotton Poplin. Ithi 'intsha kodwa ayibonakali' kwaye iqulethe 'iiperfume ezisetyenziswa ngabapheki bokukrazula ukuze bathule phezu kweentyatyambo ezimangalisayo,' nokuba oko kuthetha ukuthini. Kwisitshizi sokuqala, ndidanile kancinci, kuba ayinikezi nto imbi, inomtsalane endandiyilindele. Ndiyinika umngeni ongathandekiyo, ofana noweDaz: ihamba ngengubo yeSnoopy esenokuba ibanjwe kwindawo engenamntu phakathi komlomo wam kunye nefolokhwe yenkukhu yecashew. Ihamba phezu komqamelo endihlala ndivuka kuwo ngaphambi kokuba ndilale, njengoko ndifika xa ndiqonda ukuba imanzi ngenxa yamaconsi. Ekugqibeleni, ihamba ngengalo yam engahlanjwanga, entsha evela kumatshini wam wokurhola okufutshane. Ivumba layo lingaqhelekanga, linombala wesilivere kancinci, kwaye...ewe! Njengempahla entsha! Intsha kunempahla yam yokuhlamba, eneneni.

Kancinci kancinci, kancinci, ndiqala ukuziva ndikhululekile kancinci. Ndiguqule ikhaya lam nengalo yam yaba yihotele ebiza kakhulu. Ithomalalisa kakhulu, eli vumba lingenanto, litsha. Nangona ndiqinisekile ukuba le yayingeyonjongo kaGorham, ukuba indlela ocinga ngayo ngobomi ayithandi ukuhlamba impahla, ndicinga ukuba ungafumana iveki eyongezelelweyo kwiingubo zakho ngokutshiza ngokukhawuleza. Enyanisweni, ukuqaliswa kwayo kufike ngexesha elifanelekileyo kuba sisekuqaleni kwexesha le-barbecue. Ndinganxiba zonke iilokhwe zam ze-chiffon ezicocekileyo kuphela ngaphandle kokukhathazeka ukuba kukho umntu ondifunxayo kwaye afumane itswele lonyaka ophelileyo! Ukuba ungumtshayi, umnini wesilwanyana okanye umntu ongcolileyo kakhulu othanda itshizi eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka engacacanga, iintsuku zakho zokungcangcazela ngefestile ziphelile. Gcoba imiqamelo yakho kunye nempahla ngeToile kwaye ungaba nguNkskz Hinch olandelayo.

Njengeebhulukhwe zaselwandle zecashmere, iToile spray iluncedo ngakumbi kunokuba bendicinga ukuba inokwenzeka – ndisenokuba ndikhule ndingayisebenzisi i-Febreezing jeans yam, kodwa ndiza kutshiza ngaphandle kokungohlwaywa. Ngokucacileyo andinakuze ndikuxelele ukuba usebenzise iToile endaweni yokuhlamba impahla yakho – kodwa ngokwenyani, ukuba wenze eso sigqibo, andicingi ukuba kukho umntu onokukwazi ukukuxelela.

Ukususela kuluhlu lwamva nje lweGlossier, iGlossier Play, le jeli ye-glitter yenza uhlaziyo oluhle kwi-eyeshadow yakho endala yesinyithi.

I-cult body shimmer ngoku ifumaneka ngobukhulu obukhulu, oyisebenzisa ngepompo endaweni ye-roll-on. Yenzelwe ukusebenza njenge-highlighter emzimbeni wakho, esi sisixhobo sakho esitsha esiyimfihlo sasehlotyeni.

Ibonelela ngokhuseleko olupheleleyo lwe-SPF 50 kwimitha ye-UV ngezithako zendalo, le yeyona SPF ifanelekileyo yokunxitywa yonke imihla. Isenokuba ibiza kakhulu, kodwa incinci inceda kakhulu kwaye inika isiseko esihle kakhulu sokuzilungisa.

Njengekhrimu yasebusuku yeenwele zakho, le serum izondla iinwele ubusuku bonke ngaphandle kokuzenza zibonakale zinamafutha okanye zibe namafutha. Isebenza kakuhle kwiindawo ezomileyo okanye ezahlulwe.

Enye yeziqholo ezintathu ezimnandi zasehlotyeni ezivela kumvelisi weziqholo oyintloko kaLouis Vuitton, i-Afternoon Swim itsha, icocekile kwaye inuka njengeeholide. Funda okungakumbi malunga neziqholo ezintsha apha.

Njengenxalenye yentsebenziswano yayo ne-Ulla Johnson, uBobbi Brown ukhuphe umbala omtsha o-orenji oqaqambileyo kuluhlu lwayo lweCrushed Lip Colour. Igcwele umbala kodwa ngenxa yokuba inamafutha amaninzi njenge-balm, liphupha.

Esi sithambisi selanga esineeminerali esinamafu sinuka kamnandi ngelixa senza umqobo obonakalayo kwimitha ye-UV kunye nokukhanya okuluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka. Sikwangenazo zombini ii-UV filters kunye ne-silicone,

I-blush, bronzer kunye ne-highlighter yonke into, le iya kuba yeyona bhegi yakho intsha yokwenza imisebenzi emininzi. Yongeza kwibhegi yakho yokuzilungisa kwaye uhlale uzibuza ukuba uphile njani ngaphandle kwayo.

Ukuba iinyanga ezibandayo zikushiye nolusu oluvakala lomile kwaye ungathandwa, oku kuya kuyilungisa ngokukhawuleza. Faka emva nje kokuhlamba kwaye wonwabele izibonelelo zakho imini yonke.

Lo mbala wamehlo ululwelo yindlela ekhawulezayo yokuhlaziya ubuso bakho - umbala uyakheka kwaye uhlala ixesha elide, nto leyo eyenza ukuba ulungele ibhegi yakho.

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